Pandoria's Troubles

Pandoria's Troubles is a Heart-to-Heart in Xenoblade Chronicles 2. It can be found on the balcony above the Commercial District of Fonsa Myma in the Kingdom of Uraya, after staying at the inn. The two options to choose from are "I think you're perfectly fine" and "Are you coming on to me".

Inn dialogue[]

Pandoria

"Mòrag... There's something I'd like to talk to you about."

Mòrag

"Really? What kind of thing?"

Pandoria

"It's...well... Look, why don't we got to the Fonsa Myma Commercial District, and I'll tell you there."

Mòrag

"Very well."

Pandoria
"This looks like as good a place as any to have a proper chat."
Mòrag
"So, what did you want to discuss?"
Pandoria
"Well, listen, Mòrag... What do you think of me? Well, um, I was wondering... Do you think I'm feminine enough?"
Mòrag
(How should I respond?)

Mòrag
"Relax. You're a very lovely young woman."
Pandoria
"Well I mean, I'm sure most women look feminine and cute next to you, Mòrag, but..."
Mòrag
"Are you trying to insult me?"
Pandoria
"N-no, not at all! Sorry, I'm not good with words..."
Mòrag
"...Hmph."
Pandoria
"But, don't you think I'm kind of plain next to Pyra and Brighid?"
Mòrag
"It's true that the two of them do have a certain healthy vigor about them."
Pandoria
"Right? Sometimes I feel like I need to up my game a bit when it comes to looks."
Mòrag
"I see. And you thought I must know all the tips and tricks to keep one's appearance in tip-top shape."
Pandoria
"No, no, I wouldn't come to you for that kind of advice! It's just...you dress like a guy, right?"
Mòrag
"...Oh."
Pandoria
"So, I figured you probably have a good idea of how men think."
Mòrag
"...Hahahah. I see."
Pandoria
"Yeah, I knew you'd understand! So tell me, from your point of view, what have Brighid and Pyra got that I haven't?"
Mòrag
"Forget it! We're done here!"
Pandoria
"Huh?! Wait a sec, Mòrag! Weren't you gonna help me?! Oh, c'mon, you're such a tease!"

Mòrag
"If this is a come-on, I'm very flattered... But...you know I'm a woman, right, Pandoria? I must admit that I didn't take you for, uh, well..."
Pandoria
giggle "Oh, Mòrag, you're so funny."
Mòrag
"Huh?"
Pandoria
"That's not it at all! I wasn't confessing my love or anything. I just wanted to ask you about my femininity."
Mòrag
"Really? You came to ask me about femininity?"
Pandoria
"You dress like a dude but you're so pretty. You must know a thing or two. Your hair, your skin, your nails... Always so on point."
Mòrag
"You have better eyes than I gave you credit for."
Pandoria
"I just notice that stuff. I'm a girl Blade, after all."
Mòrag
"I see... Sounds like there's some man that you want to notice you, Pandoria."
Pandoria
"No no no! Nothing like that! I was just watching you and Brighid, and wondered what kind of stuff you do to look so sophisticated."
Mòrag
"Is that so?"
Pandoria
"No word of a lie!"
Mòrag
"Heh. Both Brighid and myself import Elastifying Tonic and Freshening Gel specially from Argentum."
Pandoria
"Mm hmm."
Mòrag
"Titan-Oil Hand Cream also comes in very useful."
Pandoria
"I see, I see."
Mòrag
"I'll ask Zeke if he can buy some for you too, in future."
Pandoria
"What?! No, don't do that!"
Mòrag
"Oh...?"
Pandoria
"Let's keep this on the down-low, OK? Nobody needs to know!"