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Riki's Crazy Crystal Plan is a Heart-to-Heart in Xenoblade Chronicles. It is located at the Eks Watering Hole in Makna Forest, between Reyn and Riki at purple affinity.

Introduction

Riki: Reyn look! Reyn look! Big ether crystal!
Reyn: Whoa! That IS big!
Riki: Riki want crystal. Take home to village!

Gain (+8)

Reyn: [What you gonna do with it?]
Riki: Riki sell it in village and pay off big debt to villagers.
Reyn: Oh yeah, forgot about your debt. You’ll probably make a fortune.
Riki: Riki will be rich, rich, RICH!
Reyn: Except... you can’t sell it like that. It’s not worth anything raw.
Riki: Why not?
Reyn: [You’ve gotta refine it!] The thing about crystals is, you’ve gotta put them in an ether furnace. Turn them into gems. That’s how you make yourself some money.
Riki: But village not have ether furryness. Only regular Nopon furryness.
Reyn: Oh yeah, that’s right. No furnace.
Riki: If village get ether furryness, good things happen to village?
Reyn: Good things’ll happen all right! The whole place’ll be rich. You can make a new Pollen Works and all the villagers’ll be happy.
Riki: A new pollen factory?! Riki want to eat pollen cakes! Pollen cakes for littlepon and Oka!
Reyn: Now that I think... Ain’t ether furnaces really expensive? Better not tell him, just in case.

Net 0 (+4, -4)

Reyn: [What you gonna do with it?]
Riki: Riki sell it in village and pay off big debt to villagers.
Reyn: Oh yeah, forgot about your debt. You’ll probably make a fortune.
Riki: Riki will be rich, rich, RICH!
Reyn: Except... you can’t sell it like that. It’s not worth anything raw.
Riki: Why not?
Reyn: [You really are clueless.] You’ve gotta put it in an ether furnace!
Riki: Riki’s furryness not enough?
Reyn: Not furryness, furnace! It’s where you craft gems.
Riki: Riki want ether furryness for village!
Reyn: They ain’t cheap.
Riki: How much money?
Reyn: Umm... let me think here... If you take that crystal and make enough gems, you could buy one.
Riki: ...
Reyn: Don’t get yourself down, Riki! If you get the other villagers to chip in, you’ll buy one in no time. I might even help you out!

Net 0 (-4, +4)

Reyn: [How d’ya plan on doing that?]
Riki: Reyn big and strong! Reyn use thick head to move it!
Reyn: Oi! Enough of this 'thick head' business!
Riki: Hurry up, Reyn! Riki want it now!
Reyn: I told you, no! It’s impossible.
Riki: Boooooring! Riki take crystal! Have good plan!
Reyn: [Go on then... What’s the plan?]
Riki: Riki glad Reyn ask! Riki sell ether crystal and pay back money owe to villagers!
Reyn: You must’ve built up a fair bit of debt to need this thing.
Riki: Riki not proud of self... Riki check amount yesterday. Same as 20,000 fish eggs.
Reyn: You’ve lost me. How much?
Riki: Lots! So Riki take crystal! Sell whole crystal and become rich, rich, RICH!
Reyn: ... Good luck, man.

Loss (-8)

Reyn: [How d’ya plan on doing that?]
Riki: Reyn big and strong! Reyn use thick head to move it!
Reyn: Oi! Enough of this 'thick head' business!
Riki: Hurry up, Reyn! Riki want it now!
Reyn: I told you, no! It’s impossible.
Riki: Boooooring! Riki take crystal! Have good plan!
Reyn: [I bet it's a stupid plan.]
Riki: Riki show mean Reyn! Riki sell crystal for lots of money. Then Riki pay off debt!
Reyn: Knew it. Money’s all you ever think about. Well you can count me out!
Riki: Please, Reyn! Please please! Riki needs crystal! Now!
Reyn: Try asking Dunban instead. He’ll pull this thing free for ya. He’s good at that stuff.
Riki: Really? Dundun help? He not look strong like big, dumb Reyn.
Reyn: Just ask him already! You’re givin' me a headache!
Riki: OK! Riki ask Dundun. Thank you, Reyn!
Reyn: I really, REALLY hope Dunban doesn’t kill me for this.

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